Apple WWDC Event 2026

: Completely upgraded second-generation....will make your phone remind you of Android's smoothness as you use it. 全新升级二代智障..让你的手机用着用着就会想起安卓的流畅

: Idiot to Intelligent? 智障变智能？

: A brand new upgrade, smarter than before. 全新升级更智能了

: 赞👍 赞👍

: Siri AI Era Siri AI 元年

: It's true that it's not as advanced as Samsung. If this continues, there will eventually be surpassers 确实是木有三星先进，如果这样下去，早晚会有超越者

: I hope the new Siri won't laugh at me for being dumb 希望新Siri不会嘲笑我傻

: After this launch event, the stock price dropped—what a mess 这发布会整完股价跌了，你说闹的

: I thought there was a folding phone. 我以为有折叠机

: So funny, like a joke 好搞笑 像个笑话

: It gets worse every year 🤦‍♂️. 一年不如一年🤦‍♂️。

: Post a presence! 发个存在感！

: I feel like my own liquid glass looks more like glass than this. 我感觉还没我做的液态玻璃像玻璃呢

: This is not a hardware launch event; it's for developers. Many positive developments that will impact the entire operating ecosystem. 这个不是硬件发布会，是给开发者的。很多利好消息，影响整个操作生态环境。

: Unnecessary expenses 多余开

: It's such a trivial matter! 屁大点事儿！

: Seriously? That's it? 就这？

: 发布于什么？ 发布了个啥

: So where are the glasses? 所以眼镜呢

: Updated for nothing. 更新了个寂寞