[Expired]Dyson Zone Active Noise Cancelling Headphones

: Tested and proven effective by a chronic rhinitis sufferer—if your symptoms are severe enough that you don’t care about strangers’ stares, this is for you. Extremely comfortable, instantly clears blocked nasal passages for effortless breathing. A lifesaver—10,000 times better than allergy meds. 鼻炎患者亲测有效，就是说你症状严重到你不在乎路人的眼光就可以用，而且非常非常舒适，从鼻子完全不通气到畅通无阻的呼吸，救了命了，比过敏药好用一万倍

: I want headphones with a built-in hairdryer—Dyson! So after washing my hair, I can just listen to music while it dries. And remember, noise cancellation is a must! 我想要带吹风机的耳机，Dyson！这样洗完头发 静静听着音乐，我的头发就干了！ 记住，一定要降噪！

: This is the most ridiculous product I've ever seen! 这是我见过最扯淡的商品！

: Humans focus on creating bizarre products to protect themselves but neglect improving Earth's environment. 人类想着怎么保护自己，制造出奇葩产品，却没想着怎么让地球环境变好。

: A bit too big, looks exaggerated when worn on the head 大了点，戴在头上有点夸张

: This thing weighs one and a half pounds. 这 b 东西一斤半

: My wife already thinks it's weird that I wear disposable rubber gloves when going to Costco for groceries. She doesn't even want to walk beside me. If I wear this too, it might just lead to a marital crisis. 我老婆觉得我去Costco买菜带一次性的橡胶手套已经够奇葩的了 都不愿意跟我走在一起 我再戴上这个 估计就要婚变了.

: Calling this electronic waste is probably spot on. 说这个是电子垃圾应该没毛病吧

: It would probably be quite useful during the January bushfires. [dog head] 一月山火的時候應該蠻好用的

: The official supplier has stopped restocking the filters, this project is a total flop. 官方都停止补货滤芯了，这个项目烂完了。

: Even Dyson themselves have admitted this product was just a cash grab for hype—they've done their job and moved on. Dyson方都确认了这个产品就是花钱买热度，人家完成使命了

: Is the product manager brain-dead? Does it only make noise if it comes with a mask? 产品经理脑残 不带面罩就不响吗

: I subconsciously feel like I'm listening to the sound of a vacuum cleaner 下意识的觉得在听吸尘器的风声

: So when I wear headphones, I also have to wear a mask with this? 我戴耳机的时候还得戴个面罩搭配着用啊

: I think I saw this before. Has anyone bought it? How well does it purify? 😆 之前好像就看着了，有人买吗，净化的怎么样😆

: Is it effective for hay fever? 花粉症有效吗？

: A product that capitalized on people's anxiety during Covid. Covid时期卖焦虑感的产品

: Great deal at a low price 便宜好价

: Sucker's tax?? 智商税？？