[Expired]Coming Soon: Order your free COVID-19 Tests

: Applications open starting today. 今天开始可以申领了

: Why haven't the later free applications been shipped at all? 为什么后面申请的免费的，就没有发过货啦？

: Didn't even use the ones I claimed last time. 上次领的都没有用

: It's so weird. When I catch a cold, it usually drags on for 7-8 days before I recover. But with COVID, I went from feeling awful to almost fully recovered in just two days 很奇怪 我感冒的话一般拖拖拉拉都要七八天才会好 但新冠的话从非常难受到基本痊愈只要两天

: It's definitely necessary to have some preparations, as I've had several friends get infected recently. 这个还是必需备点，近段时间也不断有朋友羊了

: End of the month for the release? 月底才能领？

: Just heard that a colleague went on a cruise last week, and more than half of the people on the cruise got infected. 刚听说公司有同事上周去坐游轮，游轮上一半以上的人都🐏了

: Damn, got infected four times, and this last time feels even worse than the first. md，中了4次，最后这一次感觉比第一次还严重

: Some of my friends around me caught it too. 身边有朋友🐑了

: The only real benefit is you have an official excuse to take time off and rest at home 唯一作用是可以有凭有据的请假在家休息

: Whether you test or not, it’s the same—you still need about a week to recover, right? 测不测就那样了，不也得熬一个星期才好？

: This virus is still around? 现在还有这个病毒？

: Even if it’s over a year expired, it still works just fine. 过期一年多也可以用，有效

: Recently caught the bug myself. 最近🐑了个🐑

: Waiting for the claim to open up, but I think I still have a couple boxes left at home—though they might already be expired. 等开放领取，但好像家里还剩了没两盒 可能已经过期了

: Can still test even if expired, and it works well. 过期了也可以测得，好用的

: Once you test positive 🐑, you can legitimately take sick leave~ 測出羊來, 就可以光明正大請病假了~

: Are those old ones still valid? I got them but never used them anyway. 之前那堆还有效吗，领了也没用

: Just tested negative today By the way, can current variants still be detected with this? 今天刚测了没羊话说现在的病毒用这个还是可以测出来的么

: A relic of the past 时代的眼泪