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英文土味情话大合辑!快学几句和你的恋人密友表达爱意吧!

英文土味情话大合辑!快学几句和你的恋人密友表达爱意吧!

jojowyoung
jojowyoung
1.5 万浏览 05-08 发布

情侣、夫妻甚至密友之间,都需要一些小细节来为来拉近距离,哪怕一些简短的只言片语,也能带来一些小小的喜悦的波动。

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用英语形容土味情话叫:pick up lines,算是当下最流行的感情调味剂之一了吧!向对方抛出一个问题,然后来个措手不及的表白是最戳心的!虽然听上去又冷又土但是非常甜!

今儿个来和大家分享一波土味情话大合辑,和你的爱人、家人、密友肉麻一波!

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抛梗情话

向这种抛梗的问题,一定要让对方顺着你的方向接话,如果没有,也要“强行拧过来”,这样才出效果呀!嘿嘿!

A:Do u know what I’m lack of?

B:What?

A:I’m lack of u.

缺点

A:Do you have a lighter?

B:No

A:Then how did u set my heart on fire?

害我

A:Are u a time traveler?

B:No. Why?

A:Cuz I can see u in my future.

目之所及

A:Are u getting fat recently?

B:Why?

A:Cuz you are weighting more and more in my heart.

在我心上

A:Are you a magician?

B:No, Why?

A:Cuz whenever I look at you,everything else disappears.

全都是你

A:You look like one of my relatives.

B:Who?

A:My father's son-in-law.

家谱

A:Can you smile for a little bit?

B:Why?

A:Cuz I want some sugar now.

低血糖

A:Are you a  phone charger?

B:Why?

A:Cuz I will die without you.

造型

A:Are you McDonald's?

B:Why?

A:Cuz I’m loving it.

麦当劳

A:Do you smell something burning?

B:What is it?

A:It’s here,my heart is burning for you.

空气

A:Your eyes are beautiful,But my eyes are more beautiful.

B:Why?

A:Cuz you are in my eyes.

心动

A:You must be really tired!

B:Yeah?Why?

A:Cuz you are running through my dreams all night.

累不累

A:Are you a dictionary?

B:Why?

A:Cause you are adding meaning to my life.

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A:Do you love water?

B:Yeah, Why?

A:That means you love 80% of me.

三月四月

A:Feel my shirt. Do you know what it's made of?

B:What?

A:Boyfriend material.

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A:Are you a camera?

B:No. Why?

A:Cuz i look at you and smile.

指南针

A:Something's wrong with my eyes!

B:What's wrong with it?

A:I can't take them off you!

两口子

谐音情话

A:What's your blood type?

B:O

A:Do you know what's my blood type?

B:What?

A:U are my type.

买地

A:How many letters are there in the alphabet?

B:26

A:Oh really? I thought it was 21, I must've forgotten U, R, A, Q, T!

A:Look what's on the MENU?

B:What?

A:It's me n u

痴痴地望着你

A:If YO and RS are side to side and U are inside, what does that make me?

B:YO U RS(这个超适合发短信哈哈!)

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A:Guess what's the most beautiful letter in the world?

B:What?

A:It's U.

朋友圈

A:Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

B:What's the “matter baby”?

A:Nothing baby. What's the matter with you?(这是“骗”别人叫你baby,够撩人哈哈)

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以上就是为大家整理的当下流行的英文土味情话,平淡生活中,快用这些撩人又温馨的小情话和你的恋人、密友互动吧!

还有哪些你觉得经典的土味情话呢,快来和大家分享一下呗!

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